Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

Good, Minecraft, never watch, nope, not a fan, not appealing, not for everyone, not for me, not interested, not into it, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my genre, not my jam, not my scene, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, Popular, Server, tv show, Watching

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ores Mined:	4994	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	263	Farms Harvested:	297
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Emeralds Found:	4902	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7984
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Emeralds Found:	6714	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6227	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ores Mined:	9409
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4796
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	795	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Farms Harvested:	393
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	4950

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.