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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the conspiracy theories! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of secret backdoors, data collection, and mysterious events that will have the whole internet buzzing. Who needs drama channels when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t worry about picking sides, just focus on surviving the madness and building the most epic base you can imagine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4178
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Items Found:	1146
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	4883	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8423

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!