NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8492
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2113
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4643
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	399	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	6616

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	7356
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.