NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	8490	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Items Found:	3030	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Animals Bred:	35	Farms Harvested:	550
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	138

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	385	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Magic Items Found:	2393
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.