NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Magic Items Found:	8833

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	6837	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ores Mined:	8375
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Farms Harvested:	348
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchantments Applied:	260	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.