NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Level up and gain attribute points to spend. Customize your character as you level to obtain the game style you like. If you like Dungeon & Dragons and Minecraft this is the server for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Libton-Craft

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Emeralds Found:	2342	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	1002

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5902
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	947	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	5292	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Farms Harvested:	465	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	7822
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	534246
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.