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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7887 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen.
our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into unicorns and sheep into flying pigs.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
so come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
