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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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