NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Emeralds Found:	8267	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	7187

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
New Chunks Explored:	551079	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Farms Harvested:	807	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Potions Brewed:	99	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3105	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	299

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Marahuyo Sanctuary

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Philippines cracked server Survival economy PvP events building contests McMMO guilds guild wars parkour features community fun events players gamemode adventure challenges rewards friends, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

Balanced, Cases, Cities, Development, Enjoyable, Friends, game server, Minecraft, MINECUBIX, new generation, Politics, role-play, Server, Vanilla

https://t.me/minecubixremake

Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

Creative, CREEPERS, Fight, free, Giveaways, ips, Kangaroos, Land, MCMMO, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, WakeMC, Website

Server Name	WakeMC
Version	1.21
Server Location	Australia

Overview:

A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

Features:

McMMO
Upgradable Spawners
Player Market
Jobs
Free Ranks
Land Claim
Crates (Free)
Player Warps
Auction House
Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
Custom Enchants (250+)
Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
Resource World (Resets Weekly)
Separate Creative World
Cosmetics
Discord
Bluemap

Ranks:

All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

FAQ:

1. How do I claim land?

We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

2. How do jobs work?

Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

3. What is McMMO?

Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

4. How do I upgrade spawners?

You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

6. What is the resource world?

We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

7. Is there a creative server?

Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

8. Are there giveaways?

Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

9. What are the server IPs?

Survival: play.wakemc.net

Creative: creative.wakemc.net

10. What is the website?

Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

11. What is Bluemap?

Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	718681
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	238	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

CraftyFate, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, Future Materials, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Imaginary Scramble, Lostbelt No.5, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, nautilus, OLYMPUS, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	165256