Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 5232 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2304
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Emeralds Found: 6204
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Potions Brewed: 47 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Animals Bred: 58 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Farms Harvested: 649 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Emeralds Found: 240 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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