| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2071 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5936 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2226 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 524298 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9425 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 70 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5377 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3368 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5735 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7762 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7672 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 358 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1101 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4289 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7134 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4680 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9996 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3558 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8095 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4602 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4485 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
