| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7795 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1518 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Votes: | 2270 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2570 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5269 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Votes: | 4289 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9790 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9051 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7125 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5352 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 159 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Votes: | 162 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 1027 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Magic Items Found: | 1920 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1746 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 245 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1917 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 116 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 327703 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4057 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
