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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1945 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 282493 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!
