Noobville Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8054	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Votes:	8981	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	746870
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	9984	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mines Excavated:	2320
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4630
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Magic Items Found:	3976
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	132
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1065	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ores Mined:	816	Towns Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Farms Harvested:	845
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1400	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	8030	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7341	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!