Noobville Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6947
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	5786	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1219	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7908	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Votes:	3042	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	8905
Potions Brewed:	136	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	270	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!