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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2019 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.