NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	136	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	498953

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1661
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.