NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	7877
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	New Chunks Explored:	951786
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.