NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	8808
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	282	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	813
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Animals Bred:	88

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	538
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5729	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Emeralds Found:	8951	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.