NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3485
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5337	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mines Excavated:	2275	Animals Bred:	167

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	4695	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5487
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1396
Star Shards Collected:	76	Ores Mined:	4942

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	1372	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!