NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	8465	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1517	Emeralds Found:	3583
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9932	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	186
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5340	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!