NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6129
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	144
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	228

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
New Chunks Explored:	188468	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.