NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	3486
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
New Chunks Explored:	840495	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
New Chunks Explored:	194697	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5442

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7242
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.