NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Ores Mined:	3910

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	New Chunks Explored:	741470
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	344886

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crops Grown:	2658
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.