NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Dimension Hops:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	1366
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	296939	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	4300	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7719
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ores Mined:	7308

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.