NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9672
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	887	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2712	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Potions Brewed:	185	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3612

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ores Mined:	615	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	2379	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Farms Harvested:	911

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9942
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.