NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	207	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	817
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6148	Gods Slained:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	4553
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2135
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2756

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5474
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.