NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Emeralds Found:	5511
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Divine Spears Created:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4363	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimension Hops:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Farms Harvested:	968
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.