NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	170	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ores Mined:	1710
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	6320	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	972	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	767570
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Crops Grown:	4715
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.