NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mines Excavated:	4027
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	675	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	204	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3946
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	1076
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4767
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crops Grown:	5644
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Enchantments Applied:	223
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	8343	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.