NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	1986
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3741

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	18444
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	350	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	4880
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.