NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3172
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3991	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	498
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.