NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6929	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3821	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Villages Defended:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2076
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	6360	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4702
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	750212

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!