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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7610 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 1859 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.