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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4559 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 972768 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.
So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.