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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7132 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5216 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.