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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4382 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!