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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1036 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!