NoobParenting Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Star Shards Collected:	52
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	997
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	2118	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Farms Harvested:	922	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Potions Brewed:	121
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	900386	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7569
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2803	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!