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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5571 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1379 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.
So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!