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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 400 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.
So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!