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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 221 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 627 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 41 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!