NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Tespaxo

Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487

Are you looking for a friendly community? A nice server to have fun in, With also a minecraft survival multiplayer server? Oh boy, You have come exactly to the right place. Tespaxo is a fun discord server with an SMP, In the SMP we have no griefers and kind people who give you free stuff, The discord server is detailed with over 350 members who are active, We have seriously the best and kindest staff, and the best owner you’ll ever meet in your life, If you are saying no, You are missing a big opportunity, But its okay! Its compeletly your choice. Soo, If you wanna join, See the links!

Tespaxo.aternos.me:21941

Not an smp

smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

This is a 1.18.2 survival smp server, this server includes custom items and crates, and none pay to win

notansmp.apexmc.co

Cristalix – Demaster streams Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1716	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the unique game server Cristalix – your path to an exciting world of diversity and fun! Our server provides a unique combination of mini-games, anarchy and exciting adventures for all Minecraft lovers. Are you ready to become part of this exciting online community?

A real holiday for gamers awaits you on the Cristalix server! We offer a wide range of mini-games to satisfy even the most discerning players. From exciting PvP battles to challenging puzzles, there is something for everyone. Choose your path and immerse yourself in the magical world of diversity.

Our server also prides itself on anarchy – there are no limits, only your imagination sets the rules! Create unique buildings, take part in crazy adventures and interact with other players in this virtual world without borders. Here you are free to embody your wildest ideas.

One of our special heroes is popular YouTuber Demaster! Join the Cristalix server to play with him, participate in his exciting streams, and even possibly become part of his team in exciting games. This is a unique opportunity to meet great gaming personalities right here on our server!

Server IP: start.playmc.su – remember this address and join us right now! Cristalix is not just a server, it is a place where the entire Minecraft world comes to life in all its glory. Here you’ll find adventure, friends and fun – everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Don’t miss your chance to be part of our amazing community!

crist.playmc.su

Skywarriors

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Dimension Hops:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Skywarriors is new high quality skywars server, server is beta now so come to play and give reviews!

135.181.221.45:25605

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	8412	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	274317
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Votes:	7710
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594

mpender

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Ores Mined:	6572
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Votes:	5790
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Void Armor Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	8261
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

My discord is Robert123456#9041 Hi this is my new SMP for Minecraft Java and its a fresh map NO HACKING AT ALL IF CAUGHT = PERM BAN The end is open and soo is the nether The Server will start when anyone joins (it takes ~1 minute to start up) and shutsdown when no one is on it after 3 minutes THIS IS FOR JAVA ONLY Have Fun no spawn protect griefing is allowed

mpender.exaroton.me

Blockers smp

PvP Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to Blockers SMP! This is a Lifesteal SMP where the player starts its own team/faction and fights to the death against other players. Each time you die you loose a heart and when you kill an other player you steal their heart the concept is simple and easy! I hope you enjoy!

104.223.108.102

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donate for time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport< /p>

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

< p>— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr35.dynamitemc.ru

SlappedLambCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Everyone is welcome ! Active Community , friendly Ops ! Griefing is Not Tolerated ! Also Join Our Discord !

146.59.220.219:25576

WP Funland

Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	9553	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Farms Harvested:	303

Roller Coasters, Haunted Houses, Boats and much more! Join WP Funland now with your whole Minecraft and enjoy a great day in our park.

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WP Funland is a Minecraft amusement park server built by a group of friends. If you are interested in helping to build our park, please let the Owner and/or Co-Owner know.

play.wpgaming.nl

Bokai mc

Adult, Antigrief, Backpacks, Bukkit, Buycraft, Discord, Donations, Essentials, family friendly, Grief Prevention

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3297

Welcome to BoKai! This is a survival 1.19 MC Java Server.

bokaiMC.com25565

Plugins:Claims + Grief PreventionRegion PostsVoting w/ in game rewardsTreefellerSleep ModShop keepersBackpacksWeb Store

bokaiMC.com

V-PROJECT server Minecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Hi, friend! Have you been looking for a positive, vanilla Minecraft server with an adequate and responsive administration? Then it’s your choice!

V-PROJECT is a vanilla server on version 1.20.2 with inventory, and adequate administration and players, on which you can play in a pleasant company or start one

d4.aurorix.net:25030