NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	202	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	142
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3512	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4875

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.