NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	1765
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5139
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	6934
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mines Excavated:	2253	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!