NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1034	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3053
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8519	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.