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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7386 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 116 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5384 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 6069 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).