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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2151 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2061 | Crops Grown: | 5457 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 326428 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).