NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Villages Defended:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ores Mined:	4983	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3676
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	3927
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	246	New Chunks Explored:	469022
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2550
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2910	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Animals Bred:	106	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	217
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	9757	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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