NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	97
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9429	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	859318	Secret Passages Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3613	Towns Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	177
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8820	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645